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科技感爆棚

我几乎不会对食物感到兴奋但要说我时隔一年又看到鹰嘴豆泥这个生命之光上架没有一点点高兴那也是假的

Poor man’s legal research procedure: dump [1] statutes as markdown files && ripgrep them all [1] w/ the amazing deathau/markdownload

最近空气差到让人觉得是肉食者有意要给「xx蓝」的迷思祛魅

达拉崩吧斑得贝迪卜多比鲁翁砍向昆特牌提琴烤蛋挞苏打马拉松

The Rise of Made-in-China Diplomacy https://t.cn/A6tjH1Dg via Instapaper

One moment we were simply walking, the next ‘on a walk’: aimless, unguided, unending. No destination, only a journey. It’s not a pleasure, but it’s the best we’ve got, all of us walking in place until we have somewhere to walk to.

A joyless trudge? No, thanks: why I am utterly sick of ‘going for a walk’ | Walking | The Guardian http://t.cn/A6tjVGq0

可以下飞行棋了

用电脑看杂志很累 但我真的对英语人名有脸盲症

“Chinese food is a good match for fake meat - their meat dishes are usually so slathered in sauce and intermixed with vegetables that any deficiencies in the meat are easy to hide with good performance on the sauce and veggie front. Also, American Chinese food meat seems inherently suspicious. Like those weird little puffy ball-like bits of chicken - what are those? They already seem weird enough that it's a small step from there to completely fake soy derivative product.”

Bay Area Plant-Based Meat Reviews https://astralcodexten.substack.com/p/bay-area-plant-based-meat-reviews via Instapaper

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One of the lessons concerns not just epidemiology but also epistemology: the theory of how we know what we know. Epidemiology isn’t physics. Human bodies are not Newtonian bodies. When it comes to a crisis that combines social and biological forces, we’ll do well to acknowledge the causal patchwork. What’s needed isn’t Ockham’s razor but Ockham’s quilt.

Why Does the Pandemic Seem to Be Hitting Some Countries Harder Than Others? | The New Yorker https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/03/01/why-does-the-pandemic-seem-to-be-hitting-some-countries-harder-than-others

The heaters had to be out in the open air, at least five feet from the building and eight feet from the street, and then five feet from anything combustible, a category that includes people, at least if they are wearing clothes.

看到这段莫名感到安慰 看不明白消防备案规定可能真的不是我脑子有问题 也许全世界都是这样的

How Restaurants Survive the Long Pandemic Winter | The New Yorker https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/03/01/how-restaurants-survive-the-long-pandemic-winter

Google 最近把搜索结果页的标题字体换成 Product Sans 了，但预览文本还是 Arial，感觉就像是 上身礼服领带下身还是睡裤就上了 Zoom 开会

憋不出来文章产生的自我怀疑是坠要命的 因为同时包含了对于智力 体力 注意力 执行力的怀疑 可以说是自带实锤版的「我差不多是个废人了」

教家长换手机的策略，其实跟以前被家长教游泳差不多，就是别讲武德：原来家长是趁你不备一脚踹下水，自己扑腾几下就漂起来了；现在你就一把抢下华为拔出卡插进已经准备好的 iPhone，自己春节折腾几天就学会了（当然数据和 app 迁移、家庭共享这种功课是要提前做好的，唯一的变数就是张小龙配不配合了）

我真的对《第几个一百天》很有 PTSD。这歌出来以后我偷偷拿压岁钱买了 NDS，破解以后用 Moonshell 听歌。但 NDS 那个弱鸡 CPU 是不能硬解 MP3 的，我又下了个码率高的（CD 音质才对得起行走的 CD 不是吗），结果一放就卡，手一七一安里一安世鸡椰都改比一安的那种卡。到现在我听这首歌都紧张，仿佛死机就是下一秒的事情。

不知道是不是普遍 跑步游泳对我的吸瘾力 很大程度上来自于前后过于剧烈的情绪反差带来的虚幻膨胀感 出门前：我这个垃圾 又懒又饿还怕冷 完事后：我真牛逼我可以原地上天

Ran into and almost spellbound by the abandoned channel of a (then) teenage nobody. Miserable production quality, improvised voice-over, ignoble view-count. Yet filled w/ primal, visceral, invoking excitement on tech — nostalgic but less felt since early 2010s.

翻到一篇可能是我反复看过次数最多的浏览器评测（但是这个杂志和这个浏览器现在都完全是另外一回事了

小确丧：看到一个特别有用的博客 但发现十年没更新了 翻到页脚看到这个

除了业务和设计之间，科技公司里的业务和法务是不是也是隔着座山的？业务用体育老师教的文笔写出来文件让法务去审，不懂技术的法务一脸蒙蔽甩给外部律师，律所民工再回头去翻业务做的网站理解说的是什么鬼。也许 GDP 就是这么产生的吧。

所谓「心想事成」——正想找一把刷子清理键盘，到货的烤冷面里送了一把

这篇太丧了 ……

Living with a Visionary | The New Yorker https://t.cn/A65VBMLM

每次看到动森发新资料片都觉得要不要回岛上看看，但想到迎接自己的肯定是杂草丛生的惨状，屡次作罢，想到一句诗叫「近乡情更怯，不敢问来人」

微软和苹果两家的支持文档水平好像正好是反过来的。微软的开发文档网站搜索、导航都很方便，写得很详尽（仅就我能看得懂的部分而言），八百年前的历史文档也都能查到；但面向最终用户的操作指南一塌糊涂，Win 10 支持页面愣是找不到一个操作手册，仿佛有意给第三方教程留活路。苹果是用户指南写得很全，细到系统附件的菜单项都会逐个唠叨一遍；但是开发文档就是白茫茫一片，很多信息甚至需要去 WWDC 的字幕里面找更方便（其实早年文档里有很多干货，但都藏在 Archive 里面不更新了）